I hold these truths to be self-evident:

* That Freddie Mercury is the greatest rock vocalist that ever lived

* No matter how hard I try, I can’t get into David Beckham in his underpants

* Very little will ever be as comforting to me than how I feel when I bury my face into a chubby, fluffy kitty tummy

*That an ideal fall day consists of walking amongst the foliage, drinking a hot beverage, and listening to The Cure

* Sometimes flying a kite answers all my problems

* That what is essential is invisible to the eye; one must look with the heart in order to see rightly

* There is nothing like a hot cup of coffee to start my day

* I think best alone; it is after the fact that I will formulate my opinion, or be able to articulate my feelings

* It is possible to fall out of love

* That almost any bad mood of mine can be lifted by being given a genuine compliment and a trip to Dairy Queen

* I will never tire of my LOL cats

* Cooking me dinner is more romantic than taking me out to eat

* Some of the best things in life really are free